The Trouble With T-shirts

Seeing how expensive running clothes are, when I hear of a sale, I'm all over it. But, there are some things I just can't bring myself to buy - like t-shirts with clever little sayings on them:

"Catch Me If You Can" - oh, you can. I'm not fast.

"Fast" - see above.

"See You At The Finish Line" - yea, and if you can, after you get there before me, have some         Gatorade or chocolate milk waiting. Thanks.

I need something that says "I'm Trying", "I Thought I Was Going Fast", "You Should Have Seen Me Last Year". I have one t-shirt that says "Running", and I think that's about all I can let my shirts say about me.